what would be the reason
to have an open casket funeral?
Why should the living
see the dead?
He addressed the questions to no one
in particular
but his dead wife answered from the
picture on the wall
"Don't you wanna see me, darling?"
"Not like that, I don't," he said. "That's
why I have your portrait. So I don't
have to look at your
dead body in the casket. But your
mom wouldn't understand..."
"Darling, I think you're the one
who doesn't
understand. And I think it's
time we talk about your therapist."
"What about my therapist?"
"You tell me. You tell me why did she have
to tell you that she's single now
and looking to settle. I thought she
was supposed to
help you cope with the premature death
of your wife, not tell you her
problems."
"Dear, please..."
"And one more thing. I don't like
the medicine she
prescribed you. Have you even read the
label? That shit's dangerous, you
know?"
He stormed out of
the room and
went straight to the morgue
and told the morticians to seal his
dead wife's lips with glue or
something
They looked at him like he
was crazy
"What is it?" he asked
"Well, sir, to glue the dead's lips
for the open casket ceremony is
just... standard procedure. Else the mouth
opens and it's not a pretty sight. Did
you work with the dead or something?"
He thought a bit
"Yeah," he said. "Something... something
like that."
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I’ve been looking over some of yours and like it. I really like this particular one -Open Casket
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I loved I, very “Poe-ish”. Did he cheat? Sounds like a conscience talking.
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:)) Not really. You can’t cheat on a dead spouse. But I guess his troubled mind imagined what the wife would’ve said if she saw him in those moments 🙂
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Scandalous, that’s what I would have thought. Who doesn’t like a good scandal, especially a twisted one.
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I hope to hear from your soon.
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I want to be cremated. You have a unique writing style. ✅
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This has wicked humor….and I am loving it.
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I loved this humor. Thanks for the psot.
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Oh wow! A novel could be written from this! Great work!
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why, thank you 🙂
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I see you check out on my posts, glad. Also this one is a real work right here
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Yeah, I read a lot of poems during night shifts (^_^)
Also, thanks for the appreciation 🙂
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Sure… How do you like my poems by the way?
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(。◕‿‿◕。) love ’em
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