quite a few times she had to ask
him why he was
so shy
He thought it was just
normal to be
shy on a first date
no matter how many other dates you've
been on with other girls
He was afraid of getting
too deep into
relationships, mainly because girls didn't
like guys who still lived
with their parents
He lived with his
father
who worked as a butcher
His clothes were always stained by blood
and smelled of salt and iron
but worst of all
was that he
was drunk more often than not
About thirty minutes into
the date his phone
rang and he excused himself to
answer. It was his father
"Listen buddy. I kinda need your
help."
"Dad, I kinda need you to understand that
I can't save your ass every time
you get in trouble thanks
to your drinking. I'm busy
right now."
"Oh? Too busy to help
your old man?"
"Bye."
"No, no, no, wait! Listen. It's just
a simple thing this time. You just have to
tell the police that your
father is a butcher and that the
eyeball they found in his rectum belongs to
a pig and not a human being, okay?"
"Dad, what the fuck?"
"Please!"
He hung up
walked back to the table
sat down
smiled
"Problems?" his date asked.
"No, no. My father asked for
a ride. I told him I can't right now. It's
okay though. Nothing urgent or
important."
"Father, huh? Must be nice having one."
"Oh, you don't…?"
She smiled. "Nevermind that. But anyway,
speaking of fathers, you think you'll
be a good one?"
"Huh?"
"Cuz I surely won't be the best
mother. See, I just found out days ago
that my ex-boyfriend got me
pregnant. You think
you'll be a good daddy?"
"Um… I think my dad's calling
again…"
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Haah, don’t run 😂
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I’m not sure he did :)))
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Funny! 🤣🤣
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Glad to know you liked it 🙂
Thanks
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As always!
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That was definitely an interesting read haha 😂😂👍🏼
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Thanks 🙂
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amazing work
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Why, thank you, Nancy (^_^)
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Haha, I totally didn’t expect that ending! 😛
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Me neither when I started writing this piece 🙂
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Holy hell, that went so many places I wasn’t prepared to go. 😆 Next time warn me to buckle up…
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Will do
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Men that was what I was looking for rn…nice story line
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Thanks 🙂
Glad to know you liked what you found (^_^)
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Can you mentor me to write like you?
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Oh, absolutely!
So, first thing you’ll need is a TON of drugs and alcohol. Then you summon the devil and strike a deal for the price of your soul…
:))) ok, but seriously now, there’s nothing special about this writing. It’s exactly like when you draw wacky caricatures as a kid and then laugh at them, just because it’s fun. It really works by the same principle, only raise the themes to adult level.
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TYSM, istg i shall try to try…some of us werent given a chance to be just kids.
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ʕっ• ᴥ • ʔっ Oh, trust me, when it comes to writing, that’s actually a major advantage.
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Ha! 😁 ha!
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:✌)
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If I keep reading you, I’m going to need counseling or a priest. This is the first time in my life I’ve ever envisioned an eyeball in my rectum. And the chick sitting across the table… she’s another eerie story waiting to be told.
My talented friend.
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Don’t worry, my talented friend.
You’ll soon grow desensitized to it (because there’s more coming) (⌐■_■)
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Oh damn.
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Same
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An intriguing read!
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Glad to hear that. Thanks:)
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I honestly have no words for your poems. I’m new here ans your website has inspired me 😁 it would be so very great if you could check out my website https://whatareuuptoduringthelockdown.wordpress.com/
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(◉ܫ◉) Absolutely
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🙃😄
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A poem with a plot twist, well done!
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Thank you 🙂
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And again, I have felt this way before, But now I don’t give rats pituti when what people think of me:-) Another excellent poem, very real and down to earth.
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That’s the spirit (•̀ᴗ•́)و
And thanks for reading 🙂
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Intriguing poems and I love the structure of both of them. So beautifully precise with each word having earnt its place.
Gwen.
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Thank you! Much appreciated (~‾▿‾)~
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Interesting indeed
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Thanks (⊙ᗜ⊙ )
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Its funny you comment back, makes me wanna read all of your works sir.. ^_^
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Well, since somebody takes the time and effort to view the post and leave a comment, it just feels right to reply, if only to show them that their efforts have not gone unnoticed and are highly appreciated.
So thanks again (˵╹⌣╹˵)
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Absolutely, Thank you for that
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( ノ^ ω ^)ノ゚ You’re welcome
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Really cute characters…
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Thanks ლ(╹◡╹ლ)
*I actually copy-paste them. They’re not my own creations :))
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And they are creative, credits to the creators, they made your comments more lively, and exciting to read just like your writings..
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(❍ᴥ❍ʋ) how about this huh Thank you ^_^
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Oh, that’s a nice one 😄
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Its not a comment anymore its a coversation, and duly enjoyed it^_^
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Welp, I’m in the office, checking out posts from WordPress on my phone…
I’ve got time (long as I don’t get caught… again…)
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Sneaky little friend you better (╯°□°)╯haha
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(.づ◡﹏◡)づ. As you can guess, I am not the employee of the month…
But it’s a trade I’m happy to have made 🙂
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Awesome
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