well, she was cute in the pictures and in person but she kinda broke the spell when she sat down at the table and opened her mouth She just had to follow every damn sentence with a cringe-worthy “meow” or “nya” and she would even rub her hand against her face cat-like “What’s up with that shit?” he would’ve liked to ask, but kept to himself and stayed a gentleman all throughout the date She only spoke about animated shows she watched and conventions she’d participate to, always dressed as some fantasy character She showed him some pictures on her phone and he decided to make this first date the last but then she said, “Also, when I get fucked I make those sounds, hehe.” “What?” he said. “What sounds?” “Oh, you know what I’m talking about.” And then she proceeded to reproduce the sounds Right there in the goddamn restaurant Sounded like some child getting beat up real good and repeatedly stabbed all over and in tremendous pain The other customers and the staff looked over and he could see hands reaching for phones, ready to record the shit Well, to their credit, it was some shit worth recording You don’t see and hear that every day Anyways, at the end of the day he decided that it just wasn’t the worst date he’d been on nor the worst sex he had Anything was better than that time he got stabbed by a self-diagnosed psycho girl
Yeah maybe not the worst date…. Really cool little story, love your thought process 😊❤️
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Haha, thanks!
A lot of people would choose bad dates over no dates at all :))
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This could be part of a whole series on dating crazy people!
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( ^◡^)っ It is. Next poem will follow soon.
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Interesting😄
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(=ↀωↀ=) Thank you
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I couldn’t stop laughing! Need over logic. 😎
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。◕‿◕。 Yep, some people have their entire lives governed by that principle — need over logic.
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That’s how you steal the hearts of men.
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\╭☞ \╭☞ Correct!
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Oh you have me cracking up laughing with this one. Always remember a date I had once where the guy was talking and eating and all I could see was munched up food in his mouth.
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(◉⩊◉) Well, that sounds like something difficult to forget :))
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This has me laughing Bogdan… wow the dating scene these days… sounds like its cray-zay. :)) Great poeting as always 💛
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ʘ‿ʘ Thanks
Surely there are less crazy dates out there, but the ultra-crazy ones get all the attention ♨_♨
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Oh good… but I wonder if that’s healthy haha! :)) Stay safe ;)) xoxo
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I’ll do my absolute best 😁👍
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Yay. :)) Btw every time I read one of your poems I “read” it in your voice now!! Which I think is pretty cool. I am jealous of your poetic bravery and skill in the voice recordings department. :))
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Oh, you’re too kind 😁
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🤗 just honest in this case 😊
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(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
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My goodness, wish I had had girlfriends like that!
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ಠᴗಠ Careful what you wish for :)) You never know.
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Dear Bogdan, Interesting poem
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Thank you, Anand! (•‾⌣‾•)و ̑̑
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