the old lady didn’t mind being called crazy or being laughed at for spending her days alone in her small cottage facing the dark corner of the room and talking to her dead daughter encouraging her to eat up and grow up and complimenting her on the good looks she’d gained “Oh, I bet the boys are all dropping dead in your wake, hehe. Look at those legs. So slim and long and deadly. You’re a beauty among beauties, my dear. Here, have another one. Eat up to grow up. You’re gonna have hundreds of strong, beautiful children, hehe.” The neighbors and the world could keep calling her crazy, she knew she was just very happy She grabbed another grasshopper from a jar and ripped its hind legs and placed it on the spider’s web “Here’s another one, dear. Eat up and grow up, hehe.”
facing the dark corner

Wonderful.
LikeLiked by 6 people
Thanks (◕‿◕)
LikeLiked by 1 person
Well done.
LikeLiked by 6 people
( ^◡^)っ Thank you, Brian
LikeLiked by 1 person
Good one!
LikeLiked by 5 people
Many thanks ( o˘◡˘o)
LikeLike
Cool twist!
LikeLiked by 4 people
(っ◕‿◕)っ Glad you liked it 🙂
Thanks!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Wow the twist. Amazing.
LikeLiked by 5 people
٩( ^ᴗ^ )۶ Thanks!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Love it!
LikeLiked by 3 people
That anticlimactic ending and the lead up to it was handled excellently by you. Kudos.
LikeLiked by 5 people
Thanks (′ꈍωꈍ‵)
LikeLike
WHAT WE DON’T SEE— BUT ONLY HEAR!!!!!
LikeLiked by 5 people
Coming from the deep, thick darkness…
/╲/\╭( ͡°͡° ͜ʖ ͡°͡°)╮/\╱\ /╲/\╭( ͡°͡° ͜ʖ ͡°͡°)╮/\╱\
/╲/\╭( ͡°͡° ͜ʖ ͡°͡°)╮/\╱\ /╲/\╭( ͡°͡° ͜ʖ ͡°͡°)╮/\╱\
LikeLiked by 1 person
I know it is something good–but is it/ are they? 😀
LikeLiked by 5 people
Absolutely ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
LikeLiked by 2 people
GOOD!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Smiles, lovely. Thanks for sharing..
LikeLiked by 4 people
I thank you (=^ω^=)
LikeLike
Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
GRASSHOPPER LEGS…ONLY STICK BETWEEN THE TEETH AND HELPGRASSHOPPERS ESCAPE
LikeLiked by 5 people
I knew it was leading to something weird as I started..climax 💯/💯
LikeLiked by 5 people
Glad it didn’t disappoint ヽ༼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽ ノ
Thank you!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Love the art in your responses.. ✌
LikeLiked by 5 people
I don’t make it though ◉‿◉
(just copy and paste) 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Wow. The twist. I really didn’t expect it. Great one.
LikeLiked by 5 people
Thank you (๑*ᗜ*)
LikeLike
Yep also did not expect the twist
LikeLiked by 3 people
(๑*ᗜ*)
LikeLiked by 1 person
Wow! Wonderful ! Loved it.
LikeLiked by 5 people
Very glad to hear that, K
Thanks (๑ ˃̵ᴗ ˂̵)و
LikeLiked by 1 person
You are welcome 🙏
LikeLiked by 3 people
Oh jeez! That was disturbing. Awful for the grasshopper… reminds me of a (male) teacher I had for biology, who wanted us to dissect live grasshoppers.
LikeLiked by 5 people
Wow :))
Was he eaten by ‘spider’ too?
⊂(•̀﹏•́⊂ )∘˚˳°
LikeLike
Good question B, maybe but IDK. I set my grasshopper free… and after that class was finished (and I got a low mark) I discontinued biology. Torturing and killing life to study it didn’t make sense to me. 🤷♀️
LikeLiked by 5 people
Where I’m from we simply don’t have the option to discontinue classes, but we also don’t dissect anything in biology. It’s all just theory and no practice.
◴_◶
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ah, that makes sense. Though all I meant was, I first thought of maybe being a marine biologist or something (kids can dream haha), but I stopped taking sciences as soon as I could, when I realized what was involved. I think theory is better when the practice is harming to others!! :))
LikeLiked by 3 people
Agreed ( ๑ÒωÓ๑ )
LikeLiked by 1 person
Rated R for violence … crazy old lady. 🏆 Lol.
LikeLiked by 5 people
Oh, you said it
ヘ(◣﹏◢ヘ)
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ya. 😃 Also, your comment designs are extraordinary. 🎖
LikeLiked by 5 people
(☞゚∀゚)☞ Thanks!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Very good!
LikeLiked by 5 people
【ツ】 Thanks!
LikeLike
Excellent, beautifully dark 🌙🖤
LikeLiked by 5 people
(/◕ヮ◕)/ Thank you!
LikeLiked by 1 person
My step father would pull the legs off his grasshoppers and scold them for eating his yard. My mother would dance with fairies and now my husband goes to work every night in his dreams. This touched my heart.
LikeLiked by 4 people
Glad to know it touched your heart, Dinkydo 🙂
( ◕◡◕)っ Thanks for sharing
LikeLike
can we rank by WordPress.com domain
LikeLiked by 3 people
Whoa loved this! A very interesting read
LikeLiked by 4 people
Very glad to hear that, Jaweriya 🙂
Thank you (・◡・)ノ
LikeLiked by 1 person
Really enjoyed reading this.
LikeLiked by 4 people
Many thanks, friend ⊂( ・ヮ・⊂)
LikeLike
This so thrilling. I was waiting for that climax at the end.
LikeLiked by 4 people
Thanks 😊
I hope it met the expectations (๑′ᴗ‵๑)
LikeLiked by 1 person
It absolutely did
LikeLiked by 2 people
Nicely done.
LikeLiked by 4 people
( ノ^ ω ^)ノ゚ Thank you!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Dark and wonderful
LikeLiked by 4 people
Thank you (^_^)
LikeLike
the twist at the ending was so crazy, i could’ve sworn it was really a dead girl! beautiful writing!
LikeLiked by 4 people
Why, thank you very much ٩(^▿^)۶
LikeLiked by 1 person
Spooky
LikeLiked by 4 people
┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬
Thanks!
LikeLike
LOVE THIS
LikeLiked by 4 people
Thank you (◕‿◕)
LikeLike
Skillfully spun with a brilliant ending.
LikeLiked by 3 people
Like a spider’s web?
/╲/\╭⁞ ರರ ͜ʖ ರರ ⁞╮/\╱\
LikeLike
Whoa! The twist!! (ʘᴗʘ✿)
LikeLiked by 4 people
I love twists (๑*ᗜ*)
LikeLiked by 1 person
Beautiful
https://thepowersblogging.com/
LikeLiked by 2 people
I’m obsessed 🕷🕸❤️
LikeLiked by 3 people
( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ͜ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
welcome to the club
LikeLiked by 2 people
wow !!! beautiful
LikeLiked by 1 person
looks like this posted a couple days late haha 😂
LikeLiked by 1 person
ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ Thank you!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Cool and excellent arrangements
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و
LikeLike
Such a hilarious end 😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
The old lady’s neighbors agree ʘ‿ʘ
LikeLike
Haha
LikeLiked by 1 person
This is some piece❤️❤️❤️❤️
LikeLike
Nice one! Have a good day ahead!
LikeLiked by 2 people
🌄 Thanks!
LikeLiked by 1 person
👍🏻
LikeLiked by 2 people
Ohh that was nice one!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks! ◎ܫ◎
LikeLike
Quite Quixotic in wry humor.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Thanks ☜╮(´ิ∀´ิ☜╮)
LikeLike
Ok. That ending was definitely unexpected. But it was really good!
LikeLike
Hey would you mind stating which blog platform you’re using? I’m looking to start my own blog soon but I’m having a tough time choosing between BlogEngine/Wordpress/B2evolution and Drupal. The reason I ask is because your design seems different then most blogs and I’m looking for something completely unique. P.S Apologies for getting off-topic but I had to ask!
LikeLike
This one really stays with you 😱
LikeLiked by 1 person
Very glad to hear that, Michael 🙂
Thanks >‿‿◕
LikeLike
Always have creep for spiders but I love reading about them, youve got know your enemy well
LikeLiked by 1 person
They’re also afraid of humans :))
/╲/\〳 ᴼᴼ ౪ ᴼᴼ 〵/\╱\
LikeLike
Indeed too bad they cannot study, or maybe they can (⌐■_■)
LikeLiked by 1 person
/╲/\╭(ఠఠ益ఠఠ)╮/\╱\
They study the patterns of your entering and leaving the room, so they know when it’s safe to move around :))
LikeLike
Oh ny goodness thats a good plan for them but it creeps me out haha
LikeLiked by 1 person
WONDERFUL Post.thanks for share..more wait .. 😉 ?
LikeLike