In the morning she jerked him off and had him cum in the cups of her bra and then he watched as she put it on and went about the rest of her day like that She worked as an elementary school teacher believed in the horoscope and witchcraft and aliens and demons and told the students in her class that her dead husband reincarnated into her dog and every morning she took his seed to hold in her bosom for good luck It definitely worked because she got a raise in the next few weeks
superstitious woman

It’s indeed crazy…
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lol
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Oh my…
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(っಠ‿ಠ )っ Some people, right?
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Totally
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Nut job! Wait What?!?!?!!!
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Exactly!
( ◕ᴗ◕)っ✂╰⋃╯
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Ouch!!! 😳
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That made me laugh at the end. Dark humour nicely done.
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ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Thank you ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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Witchy woman!
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↜(╰ •ω•)╯ψ
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No idea what they mean, but I like it 🙂
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:))) It’s supposed to be an evil-looking emoticon 🙂
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Haha..of course. Now I see it 🧐
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what the!? you always find a new curve…
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(~˘▾˘)~ Life’s full of ’em :)))
Just gotta be on the lookout 😉
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true dat…
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Man! where do you get such a flourishing imagination!!! The world of sexual fantasy has no boundaries for you….amazing….
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Thanks!
I get bored at work ٩( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ง
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This blew my mind!
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:))) The dead husband who reincarnated into her dog also had his mind blown…
( ´-ω・)︻┻┳══━一 (✖╭╮✖)
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Wow i laughed cos here in africa its believable 😄😄😄 got some superstitious ppo who can do this kind of stuff….
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It’s the same here in Romania too, especially the countryside, but I think it’s very cute in its own way…
Superstitions are like a spice to life. You just gotta be careful not to put too much :))
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Hahahaha excellent!!!
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(ʋ◕ᴥ◕) Thanks! (◕ᴥ◕ʋ)
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I love this. Sounds like me LMFAO… I get bored at work too 🤓
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I like to believe that great things can emerge from getting bored at work
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WOW
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( ^◡^)っ Thanks!
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Great like always!!! Relly loved the curve at the end!!!ᕙ(@°▽°@)ᕗ
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Thanks! Love your text emoticon 🙂
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Thanks…Just got a typing mistake.. But no doubt, The poem really is a Marvelous creation through words….Just love it!!!
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The whaattt??!!!
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Exactly ⊂(•̀﹏•́⊂ )∘˚˳°
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This is off the topic but I think, that expression looks like Pikachu 😅
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Here, this one’s closer :))
(╯°□°)╯︵◓ __________ ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)
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That was a Yorker …
Loved the twist
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Thanks ☜╮(´ิ∀´ิ☜╮)
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Wooowwww
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٩(・ิᴗ・ิ๑)۶ Thanks!
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