
there was nothing to explain here the man’s wife told them everything they needed to know Her husband wrote poetry Yes, that would be enough to explain why he cut off his penis and tried to use it as a pen before collapsing on the desk, blood pooling at his feet below Being a poet was more than enough explanation for what he did She didn’t need to tell the paramedics that her husband had been looking for inspiration “He’s a poet,” was more than enough They understood
and he got it all wrong because his heart was still beating 🌊. sincerely, a poet
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Oh, he sure did
✖‿✖
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Laughing and crying at the same time.
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It’s a thousand times better than crying alone :)))
(′ꈍωꈍ‵)
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This is gory-liscious! Well done!
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“gory-liscious” – I like the sound of that
(っˆڡˆς)
Thank you!
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The is a real whacky one 👍
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Thanks! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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I believe every word! Great poem.
Gwen.
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Being a writer is often more than enough to explain a lot of crazy stuff in a person’s life…
ヽ༼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽ ノ
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This is absolutely brilliant!!!!!!! You nailed the crasiness, insanity and eccentricity of a stereo type brilliant Poet!
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Why, thank you!
(* ̄∇ ̄*)
I have no doubt that somewhere, someone, at a certain point in history actually did what I described in those verses :))
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Well there is penis painter in Australia
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( ∩╹□╹∩)
He’s probably very talented too :))
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No more sex for that poet……
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Yep, and that’s the least of his troubles
₍₍ (ง Ŏ౪Ŏ)ว ⁾⁾
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Poor guy…that’s what happens when you let poetry become an addiction….
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Yep, it’s worse than any drug out there
(o⌓o)
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Oh my gosh. So beautiful I don’t know whether to be appalled or impressed by this man’s story. Clearly he’s quite extraordinary lol.
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Thanks! 🙂
I guess nothing makes a man more interesting than madness
(๑✧∀✧ ๑)
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And depravity. How ironic right? This is in fact true of the world as a whole right now. Hence the need to be madder and more depraved than the last person.
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That’s true ◉‿◉
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Yikes 😳 a deathly dedication to his craft uh?! Good one.
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Some men really go ALL the way :))
(・◡・)
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Teehee 😊
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I like your dark sense of humour. Surely anyone who feels an uncontrollable compulsion to write poetry would relate to this piece of writing. I am going to be pedantic and ask you if you need the fourth, fifth and sixth words of the fourth stanza? Is that more wordy than necessary? Also, is the last word of that stanza over explaining? If my points are valid they are minor points, it’s a good poem.
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Thanks for checking it out \(•ᴗ•)/
I never get technical about writing poetry (that’s why I only write free verse).
To do otherwise would feel too much like work and too little like fun, and that would kill it for me 🙂
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The joy of creating is the most important thing.
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(ノ^∇^)ノ゚ Absolutely!
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Yes. It is like everyone knows that poets are weirdos:)
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It’s something they all learn sooner or later
(っゝω๑)っ
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Brilliant!! Just the thing I needed to read with my first coffee of the day! So funny.
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ʕっ• ᴥ • ʔっ
I’m happy I could make your morning!
Thank you!
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