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Chewers & Masticadores // Editora: Nolcha Fox

“Have you ever kissed a lover
so hard
you chipped a tooth?”
she asked
with a grin that
revealed more than one
chipped tooth
He shook his head. “No, and I
really don’t intend
to.”
Well, that’s what you get
for hitting
on a girl you meet
in the yard of the local asylum. But
she said she was a
nurse.
“Anyway,” he said. “If this is what happened
to you… What happened
to him? I mean,
after the kiss.”
“Oh, there were many,
many kisses actually,” she said. “He’s
dead now.”
“What? He died?”
“Well, yeah, dogs don’t
live that much. Compared to humans
I mean.”
-BOGDAN DRAGOS
Bogdan Dragos supervises casinos for a gambling company, working twelve-hour shifts locked in a dark office full of TV monitors. There he mostly daydreams and writes poems and stories. He also manages a poetry blog Daydreaming as a…
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Wow! I was Not expecting that! 😂 At all! I love this for that shock! 😁
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Oh, I’m all about the shock…
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LQTM…..👍😜(人 •͈ᴗ•͈)
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(▔▀ ‿ ▀ )ლ ▂▂⌇
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Your twists are always so shocking and convincing. They leave the reader wanting for more. I wonder whether the guy walked or ran away. Or did he actually stay? Haha.
Great writing! 🙂
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(๑*ᗜ*) Thank you, Terveen!
You know, something tells me he stayed for a while… :))
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Really funny. I like it.
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Thank you! \(•ᴗ•)/
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Mine.pleasure. Have a great day.
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Humorous and well-written. Great work!
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(∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )⊃━☆゚ Thank you!
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LOL wtf! This was hilarious.
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I bet the guy in the story thought so as well
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Um… Yuck! Thanks for another good read!
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(っゝωᗜ)っ Thanks for checking it out, Richard!
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Dark!
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That’s how I like it!
☆゚°.* ᕕ( ⌐■_■ )ᕗ
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Me too 😉
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This is really funny. I love the twists and turns. Thanks for the post.
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٩( ^ᴗ^ )۶ Thanks for checking it out!
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LoL
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ʘ‿ʘ
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laughing and just read your day job.. you must get lots of material there i expect 💖🤣
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About 93% indeed ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)
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too funny! glad we can live vicariously through you! 💖 🤣🤣🤣 happy Sunday..
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ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ❤ Thank you!
Wishing you a happy Sunday as well 🙂
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pleasure!!! I’m on it… 🙏🌷🙏
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This one made me giggle. Make it a rom-com. You could write screenplays
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Oh, thank you! (─‿‿─)
One day maybe…
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A shocking conclusion. I laughed out loud.
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(つ≧▽≦)つ Thanks!
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