A sewage cleaner
that's what the happy man was
but it was not why he was happy
they said his fiance
announced she was pregnant
and she probably was his
fiance because she was pregnant
and she moved in with him
in his bachelor apartment
and were living quite crammed and
she didn't go out much so
they couldn't tell if she was
as happy as him
the reason he was the talk of the office
was the resignation letter he submitted
in the morning
No one even knew his name before that
and no one noticed he was happy
and no one will see him ever again
will remember him
and will gossip and make
up stories about him
It's there even a doubt? they'll say
That child's not his, man.
Just more proof that women can
get what they want without working
She got pregnant by someone who
didn't want her and found
this fool, moved in with him
and profits. That simple, yeah.
I heard he raped her while
He used drugs as well,
I mean, that happy face... uh...
To tell you the truth, she's
mentally ill, the wife to be. That condition...
it makes you think with an eight year old's
mind even though you're an adult.
Yeah, an' you can guess how she got pregnant
Gods, what a despicable individual. And to think
that we worked in the same place with him.
All this time and had no idea.
Yeah, I heard that she's retarded but not only
Guess what, she's a blood relative of him,
some cousin. I don't know how the hell
but she got in his care and... Look what's
happened now. Crazy.
No, no, guys, seriously now. The devil's not
as dark as y'all point out now. She's not
retarded or a blood relative
to him. Just the one
prostitute with whom the
to break. These things happen,
it's nothing to laugh about. Now she pretty
much owns him, I guess.
For the next few months at least.
Surely you mean years
I think she actually scammed him
Yeah, it's a common thing with
'em whores. When they feel like going on
a vacation they get pregnant and sue some
fool for child support and go all semi queens
the condom doesn't have to break
they just have to keep it afterwards
and put the stuff inside.
So take heed, gentlemen. Always be
flushing your used condoms down
the toilet if you want to avoid
the ultimate misery. Throwing
'em in the trash bin is not enough anymore
Oh, damn, that's hella good advice, man
Wonder why we don't see more of
them used condoms in the sewers we clean
Shit, that stands to prove that the
world is full of men who don't
raise their own children
You shut up, new guy! Get back to work now.
Jesus, the nerve of this rookie...