He jumped off the building and the metallic wings carried him high towards the clouds where others like him swam in absolute bliss but then something hit his head and he woke up turned around in bed and realized there was blood trickling from his eyebrow The girl besides him was holding a stapler in her hands and her eyes were watching him with hate "What the fuck!?" he shouted "Keep it down," she said. "Ah, you've got some nerve to play victim here, boy." "What?" "Oh, I tell you what. I was talking to you and for a reply you turned your back to me and closed your eyes and fell asleep. Like, what the fuck? So I figured if you can't keep your eyelids away from your eyes I'll give you a hand. Ah, sometimes I think I'm just too good for you, boy." He put his head on the pillow and breathed heavily "Yeah," he said. "Me too."
sometimes I think I’m just too good for you

Ha! I really enjoyed this.
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Thanks 🙂
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And then simply dozed off again.
I loved this.
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No, I don’t think he dozed off again. I think he reevaluated his life choices :))
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Sometimes, extreme measures are called for…
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Well, as long as they work…
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Oh wow this hits you. Flowed well and I just wanted to know how it would end.
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best endings are those left open to interpretation :))
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I couldn’t agree more
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“You know what? You are too good for me! You had best just go and leave me alone.”
Or something like that – whatever gets her out of the house.
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:))) Good one!
I bet the guy wished he’d come up with a reply like that (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑
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This comes from the ‘never go out with a girl who owns a chainsaw’ school of advice; one I should have heeded …. nice work, again !
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Wow totally amazing 👏
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🙂 Thanks
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Writing fiction and making feel real is the blast you get when people like your work so keep it real and win win win.
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